So you didn’t find a video that tickled your fancy on my site huh?
I hope that’s not really the case and that you either just really want a custom video of me or you’ve already bought all the video’s and photosets I have to offer and can’t help but want one that is special just for you. Either way, this is how my custom video purchase works. If you want to purchase a custom video you need to follow these steps.

#1 Get together an idea of what you want in your video. Remember I am not a puppet and I do not perform for boys, so while I am open to the concept of what you want the video to be about and any suggestions that you have for things you would like me to include in your video, do not think that you are going to get all crazy specific and write me a script, doing so will get you a returned email telling you to print that script out, roll it up into a little tube and use it to fuck you own pathetic ass.

#2 Get together an idea of what you would like me wearing or taking off as it might be in your video. Feel free to send me these ideas. However, you should realize that if you want me to wear something specific in your video that you need to provide it. Don’t send me an email requesting I wear hot red leather pants unless you plan on buying them. If you get lucky and I have something that suits your desires I will probably wear it. But, if you want specific clothing, outfits or shoes, plan on buying them for me prior to ordering your video.

#3 Decide how much you are willing to pay for your custom video. You can consider this a bid. However I do not haggle. I have my own concepts of what I will and will not accept as an appropriate payment for a custom video and I’m interested in seeing yours. I suggest when coming up with your price you take into consideration the time I will have to spend getting ready, shooting the video and editing it into an appropriate format for the internet. Do not, I repeat do not, email me asking “Princess Phoenix if I pay you $40 will you do this custom video for me?” A ridiculous price like that is going to get you a reply telling you to take your $40 to the nearest bank, cash it in for 4 rolls of quarters, return home immediately and proceed to shove those quarter rolls up your sorry wanna-be-piggy ass.

#4 After you have gotten all of this information together so that I am not going to be bothered with infinitesimal details you may email this information to me at phoenix@financialfuckery.com with the subject line: Custom Video and await my response.